《生活大爆炸》的Sheldon经典搞笑语录
1.I never admit defeat. However, on an unrelated topic, I’m never getting off this bed again.我从不认栽。但是，从另一个方面讲，我再也抬不起头做人了。
2.That’s a false equivalency. More does not equal merry. If there were two thousand people in this apartment right now, would be we celebrating? No! We’d be suffocating!这是个错误的对等关系。人多不等于乐趣多。如果这公寓里现在有两千人那我们会很开心吗？不，我们会窒息而死。
3.Research Journal, Entry One. I’m about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career – teaching Penny physics. I’m calling it Project Gorilla.实验日志，第一篇。我准备开展科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一教佩妮物理学。我称之为大猩猩工程。
4.Here. That’s college rules. I hope that’s not too intimidating.给，这是大学规定。希望没吓着你。
5.That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.那也没理由哭啊。人只有悲伤的时候才该哭。比如说，其他人都太蠢，我感到悲伤所以我才哭。
6.Oh, on the contrary. I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character, and I was really with him. Right up to the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas... what a buzz kill.不，正好相反。我认为格林奇是个体贴又迷人的角色，而且我十分赞赏他屈从于社会习俗，回赠礼物，拯救了圣诞节的`行为...多么扫兴啊！
7.Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional pagan holiday that celebrated the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats, which, frankly, sounds like more fun than twelve hours of church with my mother followed by fruitcake.而另一方面，耶稣其实是夏天出生的，他的生日被改到了和异教徒某个传统节日的同一天，那一天本该要点起篝火，屠宰山羊，庆祝冬至，老实说，那会比和我妈妈在教堂待上12小时然后回来吃水果蛋糕要有趣的多。
8.What I want is to be departing the Starship Enterprise in a one man shuttlecraft, headed to the planetoid I rule known as Sheldon Alpha Five.我想要从企业号星舰飞船上乘坐单人穿梭机前往由我统治的星球，著名的谢尔顿阿尔法5号星球。
9.If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?要是外面这么美好，那为什么人类花费上千年来完美内部装饰？
10.I don’t say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you’ve gone insane.我什么都不会说。只会用表情提醒你，你已经走火入魔了。
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